1. TINHATTING, RELATIONSHIP SPECULATION, EXCESSIVE SHIPPING, STANNING OF ADAM-ADJACENT PEOPLE: Things that DO NOT belong here: who Adam ~might be~ fucking, how a, b, c, and x, y, z things that he says/wears/does means he is secretly fucking *insert guy here*, how much happier he looks when he's got someone, how the only way he'll be fulfilled in life is to settle down, etc. By all means, please flail over :D pics because happy!boyfriend!Adam is love, but holy shit there is a moment where you have to move on. This especially means obsessing in the face of no new information, stanning or stalking someone because they are associated with Adam, making wild assumptions with no evidence, etc. If your comment is more about someone else than Adam, it probably doesn’t belong here. There are a number of shipping and tinhatting communities, as well as cockbert, for these needs. ANYTHING EVEN RESEMBLING JEWELRY ANALYSIS IS AN AUTOMATIC B&.
2. CONCERN TROLLING: We all love Adam dearly and want the best for him, or we wouldn’t be here, but hand-wringing and panicking about things that are beyond our control just harshes the flail without accomplishing anything new. NO1CURR about how and why you think he isn't good/thin/attractive/successful/smart/mature/etc. enough to do *insert event or career milestone here* and why this means certain doom, doom, DOOM.
3. RELATIONSHIP/FRIENDSHIP CONCERN TROLLING: We don’t want to see how you hope Adam is/isn't fucking/hanging out with/friends with/working with x, y, or z dude because of how shippers/tinhatters/haters will react. ADAM IS NOT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, and feeding into the wank just feeds into everything that it breeds.
4. WANK/CRAY REPORTS: Don’t copy/paste wank, butthurt or the like. For all the same reasons we don’t want the above things in the community, we don’t want to see other people saying it either. There are a lot of people out there with a lot of negativity, and maybe a little delusion, but this is not the place for it.
5. WITH SPECIAL EMPHASIS: In short, if you don't want to be called a 'bert, you probably shouldn't come into a 'berting community. We own our bertiness here. It's not a Tommy community. It's not a Kresus community. It's not a Sauli community. It's not a C&P community. It's not a ship war community. It’s not a mocking fans community. Take it elsewhere please. :*